Who would win in a cage match; Jesus, Oprah, Allah, Spiderman, or Bruce Lee?

Jesus would be all like "yeah whatever, nail me down, i'll just get up in a while anyway. Oprah would be like "back off, do you know who I am?" and would sue anyone who came near. Allah would be like "Hey, spiderman, I command you to kill everybody!" and Spiderman would be like "whatever allah, nice costume, did your husband make it for you?" and then bruce lee would leap into the middle of it and end it all with a single thundering roundhouse that would shatter all their jawbones. sweet.